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Name: Brian
Location: Granite City, Illinois, United States
Birthday: 9/3/1986


Interests: I'm interested in trying to make sense of my own thoughts. Food is very intriguing as well.
Expertise: I am an expert in bashing crappy music. Plus I'm good at driving, being alone, and oral sex.


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Member Since: 9/13/2004

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Monday, April 30, 2012

Summer starts in June. I need to be in a colder climate by then.


Thursday, March 29, 2012

Hashtags Hashtags Hashtags!!!!!

Gee golly jiminy willackers and a cheese cracker!  Xanga still exists!  Granted, it's lost some of its luster, but look at it!  It's here.  That's America, folks.  And Canada.  Singapore.  Really any country with an internet connection.  So what does it all mean?

When I started on Xanga back in September of 2004, it was a basic blogging site.  Contributors were pitiful teenage angst writers that mainly had a blog for the social networking.  This was before Facebook even existed, and if MySpace existed, no one cared yet (things come full circle).  Nowadays, writers have taken a more news oriented approach.  It seems many bloggers fancy themselves the next Ariana Huffington.  "I'll take a story that a real reporter already did, dress it up with an inoffensive photo I found on Google, and turn it all into an opinion forum to maximize the number of hits my page gets!"  Genius!  But wait, while that may be an effective way to garner attention for your site, what's the point?  I mean, you get all this information from people to...do what?  Is it research?  Is it entertainment?  Does it satisfy an ultra compulsive need to know what strangers are thinking about current issues?  Just for the record, it can be entertaining when someone leaves a comment that turns the whole thing upside down, like "They shouldn't pull Terri Schiavo's feeding tube, they should just shoot her."  Other than that, why blog?  If it's not a creative outlet and is more for possible monetary gain, it's no longer an online journal.  People only make money off their diary when they're dead, like Kurt Cobain or Anne Frank.

I guess my point here is that there seems to be a lack of creativity.  I see the blogs on the Yahoo homepage, and most of them are complete crap (longtime reader(s) may remember my crusade against Rob O'Connor).  They use cheap teaser lines to ensure as many clicks as possible.  They promise life altering information with their bold headlines, only to deliver something less than revolutionary.  "See world's strangest mammal" indicates something most people have never heard of, but then the actual *ahem* article is a few pictures of a platypus and some fun facts lifted from Wikipedia.  That's not news.  Bloggers are not reporters.  They're people who repeat and often reinterpret information the media has already put out.  That's not talent or skill, that's observation.  It's also not creative, because they're just repackaging existing information without offering any new slant.

My suggestions: Stop with the overused questions ("Is it OK to cheat?") to get feedback.  If you happen upon a topic that interests you, elaborate on it.  Don't just regurgitate things that you heard on NPR, give it your own personal touch.  Make things worth reading, not just something that temporarily placates boredom.  Make your work introspective, offensive, funny, daring, anything but bland.  Be a rebel.  It's the internet, you can be so much more than you.

Yeah, that should do it.

 

Oh, and as promised - #Xanga, #blogs, #question of the day, #writing, #Yahoo!, #rebellion, #imasecretattentionwhore


Friday, March 09, 2012

Simplicity

I remember when #blogging was simple.  You treated it like a public diary of sorts, omitting how you accidentally sharted while laughing at your crush's joke at Dairy Queen.  You got an idea, an occurrence, or and observation and expounded all over that bitch.  Profane language punctuated your pedantic prose.  If you thought you were better at writing than everyone else, you used too much alliteration.  Now?  People wax philosophical.  They describe the nuances of government they know nothing about.  They speculate on dating life as it pertains to their tiny corner of the universe.

I suppose those things are all well and good in moderation.  Everyone wants their voice to be heard.  But damn, can't we get back to joking and skewering the seriousness of others?  Please?  Fuck it, I'm gonna do it anyway.  Even though no one listens to me.  I'm just doing this to keep my main skills sharp: writing and smartassery.  You're welcome.


Monday, April 18, 2011

Joan Crawford Has Risen From the Grave

I'm not funny anymore.

The only funny stuff that I can do is get drunk and either make poor decisions or just be rather unlucky.  I was lucky enough to drive home on Saturday night.  I don't remember doing it.  That's what makes it lucky.  Perhaps may luck is changing.

Then again, I haven't had sex in two weeks, I owe the state $700, I probably owe three years of back taxes, and I lost my job.  Well, I didn't exactly lose it, more like I ditched it.  Fuck that work.

Two of my friends are going far away.  One to California, the other to China.  My sister is taking her family to Alaska.  New chapter in life?  Upward mobility.


Wednesday, January 12, 2011

New Life?

I may be going through some delightful changes.  Hopefully, in a month or so I can take an objective view of my life and be pleased.  This was not the case a few months ago.  I guess I'm getting better.  No more crazy retarded!  I did watch Trog last night (finally!).  Kazaam too (it was TERRIBLE).  Knocking off those bad movie classics from the list: priceless.  I'm happy to have a roommate that appreciates cinema, both good and bad, like I do.  Probably more so.  I also watched Ice Cream Man, although this time I wasn't absolutely blitzed on 100 Proof Hot Damn!



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