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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

 
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Sarah Palin...I'd fuck her, but then I'd run far, far away.  Of course, she'd probably come swooping in with a helicopter and an assault rifle to put me away.  She's out there, with "there" being The Land of Crazy People.  If Obama is going to enslave all the white people, then I'm fairly certain that Palin will just start murdering random people for fun.  Oh, and she'll probably eradicate all wildlife.  Won't that be fun?  Electing McCain is basically electing Palin; McCain is so old, there is no way he will live through his intended tenure.  Personally, I believe Ronald McDonald would be the best president.  Nothing ever gets him down.  Besides, he has the best foreign policy: McNuggets and McFlurries for all!  You can snicker, but this policy already has a foothold in basically every country on earth.  So obviously, it's agreeable to most humans.  It's not so agreeable to bovine and chickens.  Grimace would be vice-president, Hamburglar would be Secretary of Defense, that Birdie thing would be Secretary of State, and the Fry Guys can fill any other positions in the cabinet.  The only opposition I can see would be Senator Jack In-The-Box (D-California) and Governor King (R-Connecticut).  Yet, could they be the great leader we know Ronald McDonald would be?  I should think not.  What's THEIR foreign policy?

 Posted 9/16/2008 6:19 PM - 272 Views - 16 eProps - 24 comments

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hahaha this is great
Posted 9/17/2008 8:09 PM by IsisMari - reply

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oh wow you rock my socks off
Posted 9/17/2008 8:17 PM by firechild06 Xanga True Member - reply

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set apart from the pack...

man that is funny

Posted 9/17/2008 9:36 PM by smarceau - reply

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Ronald!  Ronald!

Oh yeah, I can see it.  This is so hilarious.

Posted 9/17/2008 10:49 PM by I_will_delete_this_in_6_months - reply

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Yet, it's not far fetched. After all, Ronald Reagan became president.
Posted 9/17/2008 11:23 PM by NeverEndingPie - reply

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I just died and resurrected. funny stuff.
We need to get this out to the public.
Posted 9/18/2008 12:40 AM by NinjaxBroadcast Xanga True Member - reply

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Um, if you just died and came back...does that make you the Messiah?
Posted 9/18/2008 12:44 AM by NeverEndingPie - reply

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Well not THE Messaih, but maybe one of them. The one that just kinda sits around and saves bugs from being squashed. And maybe helping a random thug do his thug thing. But other than that, i'm nobody
Posted 9/18/2008 1:00 AM by NinjaxBroadcast Xanga True Member - reply

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hahahahaha that's a good one.

and this post is pretty good, too. :)

Posted 9/18/2008 3:48 AM by thisisgoingtobegood - reply

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I would vote 4 Ronald!
Posted 9/18/2008 9:45 AM by Pt4m1 - reply

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Yeah, Sarah Palin is hot. I'm also votin for McCain/Palin. Don't trust Obama....or the Democrats for that matter. Can't never trust a liberal.
Posted 9/18/2008 1:09 PM by BackwoodsSouthernCountryboy - reply

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This is a joke, right?
Posted 9/18/2008 1:33 PM by NeverEndingPie - reply

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@NeverEndingPie - No, I really do think that Sarah Palin is hot. I like any woman that's willin to go huntin and fishin with me. And I'm gonna vote for McCain/Palin. Never met a liberal that I could trust cause they're always talkin out of both sides of their mouths. Liberals always tell everybody everything that they wanna hear knowin good and well that they ain't gonna even begin to do 1/10th of 1% of the empty promises that they make. Not jokin. But then I'm a die hard Conservative and a Republican also someone who thinks that President Bush has done an outstandin job as President. Besides, President Bush has kept us from havin no more attacks by those stupid muslims that think that it's their "holy oblagation" to attack and kill everybody who don't share their beliefs. Ain't sayin that all mulims are stupid...just the ones who wanna kill other people who believe things different from theirselves. I'm sure that there's good muslims in the world.

Posted 9/18/2008 1:59 PM by BackwoodsSouthernCountryboy - reply

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Actually, I was referring to your overly stereotypical characterization of red state America. It must be a joke. You even took care to type your action verbs without the 'g' on the end.
Posted 9/18/2008 2:05 PM by NeverEndingPie - reply

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@NeverEndingPie -If ya really knew me....ya would know that's how I honestly write and talk. Ain't talkin about no one else and the way they write and talk. But since ya brought it up (in a way)....most people that I'm around talk and write like I do. Tho I can't talk about other places in America even within Georgia and the way they write/talk cause I only know about my little wide spot on the map. Don't think that cause I write and talk this way that all Republicans do. In fact...I write/talk this way simply cause.......I ain't god the best education in the world. Guess part of that is my fault cause I was to busy thinkin about what needed to be done on the farm. Yeah, I grew up on an actual farm. Ain't tryin to stereotype "red state America"...whatever stereotypin means. I've heard the sayin before but never had no one tell me what it means. Plus, if ya look close at the fact that I use really bad english....you'll be able to tell what kind of education I got. I mean, I barely graduated high school.....I was at the very bottom of my class. Out of 50 kids who graduated....I was ranked 50 out of 50. Can't get no lower and still graduate. Had a gpa of around 2.3 or so. Had mostly "D's" in everything cept for the classes about farmin....had an "A" in them cause I grew up on a farm and could understand what was bein taught there....the other classes.....I barely understood what was bein taught cause it was just too hard for me. Okay, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. I know that I'm a dumb country boy....and that don't bother me cause I can't change it.

Posted 9/18/2008 3:43 PM by BackwoodsSouthernCountryboy - reply

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@BackwoodsSouthernCountryboy - I can't figure out if you're being serious or not either. You definitely have an intriguing way of writing, I mean on the one hand we have the spelling and choice of wording, but on the other hand your punctuation amongst other things is perfect. It's great. But I'm out of food and somewhat broke, so think I'll go catch me a fish, nothing like free food from the south (if this even counts as the south, I love this confused little town).

Posted 9/19/2008 1:29 PM by IsisMari - reply

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@IsisMari -The South is from the Kentucky/Tennessee state line south. Everything below that point is in the South. But, no, I don't usually joke around when I write somethin. Basicly what ya see with my writin is me bein dead serious.

Posted 9/19/2008 2:18 PM by BackwoodsSouthernCountryboy - reply

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@BackwoodsSouthernCountryboy - see I say that (about the south) because once you reach a certain point in South Florida, it is nothing like what people consider "the South". Where I live (Jupiter) it's basically the border between where "South Florida" ends and the real "South" begins. North of me is a lot of undeveloped land, mud trucks, and confederate flags, below me is Paris Hilton wananbes, the rich and elite, Cuba the second, and crazy night life. If you're in Miami, to get to "The South" you actually have to go north...Florida's magical like that.

Posted 9/19/2008 2:27 PM by IsisMari - reply

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@IsisMari - Florida has so many damn yankees in it that it's too much like the North for me to concider it to be part of the South.

Posted 9/19/2008 2:38 PM by BackwoodsSouthernCountryboy - reply

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Damn Yankees? "Can you take me hiiiigh enough?" Classic.
Posted 9/19/2008 4:02 PM by NeverEndingPie - reply

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@NeverEndingPie - Wasn't talkin bout the band. Was talkin bout people from up North that come to the South and stay here and try to change the way we do things to the way they do em up North so they're more comfortable instead of adaptin to our culture. No self respectin Southerner likes those kinds of yankees.

Posted 9/19/2008 6:29 PM by BackwoodsSouthernCountryboy - reply

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...Are you referring to carpetbaggers? OK, now I know for sure this is a joke. Unless you are a time displaced ghost from 1867.
Posted 9/20/2008 1:40 AM by NeverEndingPie - reply

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@BackwoodsSouthernCountryboy - "Liberals always tell everybody everything that they wanna hear knowin good and well that they ain't gonna even begin to do 1/10th of 1% of the empty promises that they make."

That's all politicans, hun.

Posted 9/20/2008 1:18 PM by Never_go_quietly - reply

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@NeverEndingPie -Nah, see...all native Southerners call people from up North that come to the South and don't go back up North damn yankees.

Posted 9/20/2008 2:18 PM by BackwoodsSouthernCountryboy - reply


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