| | Sarah Palin...I'd fuck her, but then I'd run far, far away. Of course, she'd probably come swooping in with a helicopter and an assault rifle to put me away. She's out there, with "there" being The Land of Crazy People. If Obama is going to enslave all the white people, then I'm fairly certain that Palin will just start murdering random people for fun. Oh, and she'll probably eradicate all wildlife. Won't that be fun? Electing McCain is basically electing Palin; McCain is so old, there is no way he will live through his intended tenure. Personally, I believe Ronald McDonald would be the best president. Nothing ever gets him down. Besides, he has the best foreign policy: McNuggets and McFlurries for all! You can snicker, but this policy already has a foothold in basically every country on earth. So obviously, it's agreeable to most humans. It's not so agreeable to bovine and chickens. Grimace would be vice-president, Hamburglar would be Secretary of Defense, that Birdie thing would be Secretary of State, and the Fry Guys can fill any other positions in the cabinet. The only opposition I can see would be Senator Jack In-The-Box (D-California) and Governor King (R-Connecticut). Yet, could they be the great leader we know Ronald McDonald would be? I should think not. What's THEIR foreign policy?
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| | Posted 9/16/2008 6:19 PM - 272 Views - 16 eProps - 24 comments
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man that is funny